when u r bored,,,play this game

During my uni days, when me and my exhousemate are very boring...we do all sorts of 'mouliu' things..but really keeps us laughing and the good thing is...its time wasting...(when you are very bored and have ntg to do, you will tend to do something to waste time)
today, i m gona show you 1 of them....(at least this one can last around 15-30 mins depends on individual, [some people super nerdy one, tickle also wont laugh/ not funny or sporting at all/ sarcastic king/ cannot joke/ serious all the time,..etc..maybe cant even last 5 mins])

Requirements :-
desktop / laptop
Windows XP (VISTA users may now stop wasting their time reading on,thank you once again for reading..enjoy your day)
a built-in microphone or external microphone.

Number of Players :-
2 or More.. the more the better.

Procedure:-
1) turn on your computer la...and make sure ur mic is functioning...

2) click START, then PROGRAMS then ACCESSORIES, then ENTERTAINMENT, then SOUND RECORDER. you will something like this...



3) try to record your voice saying anything you like by clicking the record button.

4) As you are super beginner now and not pro like me, you may start with words or phrases with 2-3 syllabus.. (in any language as you wish) example, I AM FAT, EAT GUITAR, PLAY KFC....

5) then click stop to stop recording when you are done.

6) then at the menu, click EFFECTS, from the list, click REVERSE.

7) CLick play to listen. (you might hear something quite funny,or sound like other countries' language,..but pls hold on, dun laugh 1st.)

8) repeat step 7 many many many times and memorize the sound...

9) once memorized, play it once again for the last time for revision, then click RECORD and all you need to do is recite what you memorized...tats right, you need to learn some GERMAN or LATINS..or some tongue twister language, it might be tough as you are just a amateur..

10) press stop...and if there is other players, everyone must recite the sound one by one by passing on the mic while it is still in record mode. Once everyone is done, press stop.

11) Do step 6

12) now...play back what has just recorded, and see which player sounded the MOST alike to the original phrase and which player sounded the MOST alike like a retarded person.

13) Laugh together pls.

14) to be more challenging and interesting, you may wana try with other language such as Hokkien or hakka or tamil....or with longer phrase or sentence when you are advance...be creative and try with any sort of things.

tats all...i hope this will entertain you at least for a some time....

SEMOGA BERJAYA

PRACTISE MAKES PERFECT!!!!

Parting the red sea...good or bad? miracle or not?

I don't know how many of you who knows the story of MOSES, who lead the Israealites to cross the red sea...?

If you know then its good la...and if you dunno...then...go to google and search la...kakakak....

this story actually shows God's power parting the red sea for the israealites in order to give them a passage to safety from the attacks of the Egpytians. uuiseh....hebat...!!!


just this small picture or rather shud i say 'scene', reminds me of my own christian life or faith..

when i think bout this scene, IF I WAS THERE, what was my reaction?

its either amazed or shock... we cud either blame GOD or thank GOD..



sometimes, life is like this.....when we have troubles or problems....and GOD sends us a miracle, but instead of apreciate the miracle, we blame HIM....
why???





it is because, when things like parting the red sea happen, we only see the opening of red sea,...we onli think..''wah,siao ah? u want me walk to the sea...later the water fall or colapse i ma die lo...u so brave, u go la...''

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But actually God wants us to see bit more furthur,
NOT focusing the sea, but focus to the other safe side.. thats where HE realy wants us to go..
sometimes... we humans see things too 'shallow' or small, and not as a big picture or a big plan that God wants us to see...
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so tats why sometimes, when a miracle is jus infront of us, we jus din take it,.. and then we miss it...or rather...........worst....,we scare ourselves....

then lastly somemore wana blame GOD...say He din listen to us... -,-


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If those had happen in the olden days, the israelites see this, and being scare...and dare not to move.....they are then either dead or go back to egypt as slave...






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in another scenario, lets say, we know its a miracle, and we walk through the sea but we doubt GOD, we keep thinking ''this can work or not leh??? You sure or not...GOD..? mmm....better not focus too much on this solution.........bla bla bla''

we did not put ALL our trust on HIM.
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We often stop half way and think, and doubt...and also keep looking back...
If the israelites do like this,they definately cant finish their journey to the safe side on time and delay delay delay....then again... same result lo.... die lo....be slave lo..









So.......actually in life, there are many many many miracles, and opportunities. I cud say,, daily...we have miracles. but our human mistakes, human blindness that cause by ourselves,
we jus miss all those miracles and opportunies...


so dear readers, dun care u christian , not christian...or free thinker but dun think or accept freely...

my experience is, there is alwiz opportunity,and miracles, jus tat we need to really open our eyes to look furthur, dun see things jus on the surface then ignore it...we must see a bigger plan where GOD wants us to be in order to grab that opportunity




and when you really grab it, grab it tight till the END, trust HIM ALL the way...and not jus half way...and loose grab...and same...opportunity gone,solution gone, miracle gone....



TRUST in HIM at ALL times....



then you will be bless



GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!



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chinese names....scary..

hi...chinese names.....

tsk tsk tsk tsk....lots of things can write bout chinese names...
like my surname....CHAN
cannot have english name like PAUL...
phew...luckily my parents din named me tat...
paul chan sounds like por chan....bankrupt...



alrite....bout tat, i guess...a lot of us have read before, in emails or other people's blog..

NELSON TAN, MONICA CHENG.....etc......bal bla bla





ok back to my topic....my last chinese name is KIAN....in MANDARIN is ZIAN...or cantonese is KIN..

meanwhile, my younger brother last chinese name is HONG...in MANDARIN is KANG....or cantonese is HONG...

so actually my parents purpose is, when put our names together...

MANDARIN = Zian Kang (good health)
CAntonese = Kin HOng (good health)

tats right....exact same meaning as good health...if u know how to write good health in mandarin..tats my name..

but....theres something mystery keep bugging my mind....

My dad's last chinese name is KENG....

welp tats totally nothing wrong with it or you stil cant see any mystery with it...

(if my dad reads this....jia lat)

nvm nvm....

but hor....it really really really drop my jaw, or put a big big question mark in my mind or

shud i say scare me is when...

i know my grandpa's last chinese name is KONG....

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so coincidence, the character of KING KONG existed since my grandpa's age....

MADAGASCAR II character review...

MOTO MOTO, MAKUNGA , TEETSIE... BREAKALEG...

Note : If you do not understand what i have just writen, please do not read on, as it is very obvious that you have not watch the movie yet and there's no meaning to read on.. thank you for your kind patience.

CHARACTER REVIEW




this is moto moto...the onli character that make me feel very geli..expecially when it start to appear in the movie..from the pool... and camera siap siap focus on the eye brows..straight eyebrow.thick thick...so geli....eyes are like those hamsup people....then gradually stand up....then focus the chest...an then so called tough tummy..really wana vomit...then the voice imitate those sexy gay-ish man...but yuck
and attrracted to fat and huge partner...haha...and not a romantic lover...also not observant like melmon the giraffe..

almost forgot....pengsan...see the sifat...so tough and sat jeng and big big...but then with the small cute cute hippo tail there...so geli.. eeeeeeeee behtahan.

wakakkaka...almost forgot the part when he just came into the scene, where he walks towards GLORIA, dasyat...can langgar batu, langgar the cute kancil somemore....pengsan..walk like ACE VENTURA pulak....tsk tsk tsk...anyway...stil a good role or character even though very geli..

AS for MAKUNGA....the new vilain of madagascar... (sorry no picture, if you forgot how it looks like, go watch again)

also behtahan the creator of this character...go and choose the hair style like elvis presley pulak..like in this picture..wana faint.. very gan and cunning character...actor..alwiz pretend....kakaka...also very wut tut..and wai... and geli

for the TEETSIE...tat one nothing much also la...appear not more than 5 mins...jus the body part la...a lot of ketul ketul...kakakkakaa
but stil not as wai and wut tut as the moto moto....moto moto is different watery, oily, and look shiny and licin body...yuck,,, but this TEEtsie is hairy...different species ma...

this is stil my favarite.....pengsan....i like the most is..this penguin and the doll can get married....akakakakakaakakak
like tat also can.... love has no boundaries...




this is truely, indeed,obviously and absolutely not a granny..dunno wat is she....so geng...fight lion...anyway...its jus in the movies.. to all the granny at home or going to visit zoo/safari in future...dun try...even u have a powerful handbag.


this is the best...cos he is the most romantic...kakakakakakaka i like it!!!!

*images are from madagascar the movie official website.

weird corelation....

I have got this fren, which her studies is superb geng..she revised her revision like normal people..(abnormal people revised like those nerd nerd bookworm)....i mean my fren..quite playful also, like to watch tv and online ..not the nerd nerd specky and study all the time type of fren la...but her scoring is super super geng...her results are excellent..





but....







i have found out something...





she has a habit of taking long bath....

means bath around 1 hour or if really urgent...also around 20 mins...

if nobody rush her...maybe until either no electricity or no more water in tangki...

this is what i been told by her family members la..











BUT....how come? whats bathing long time and good results have to do or related with each other??

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there's once when after she bath, i went to the toilet and found out that the answer is right in front of me

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no......not wat u think....its not a water proof revision book..

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its.............

now i know why bath so long...and why the exam results is so good.....even though less revised...
hiak hiak hiak hiak

dasyat....got add maths formula..

Soundproof my room...

As some of u might know, i love music especially drums.

for those who dunno, now u know larr..

i have a drumset in my room, my house...

and...so far i have not gather any enemies especially from neighbours...becos drums can be very very very loud....those cant tahan noise..come in my room...can either have headache or go crazy while i m drum-ming. (often happens to my mum).....so far no one complaint......yet.........

becos usually i practise my drums at 6-7pm daily SHARP...and if i miss that time...means miss one day of practise lorr... :(

i choose to practise at 6-7pm is becos tat time...usually no one is sleeping...kids is either watching cartoon or washing up or playing outside..so no worries.. i wont be disturbing them

and housewives are cooking....so their stoves, wok, whatever utensils which is busy knocking each other tat moment, ...making kitchen noise...actually quite compliments with my drum's sound..making my drum sound not so obviously noisy.....haha

not bad wert , sambil cooking can listen to drum beat...making their cooking more stylish, rhtymic , some jazzy flavour....cool~~

But one more thing.....

Besides keeping a very consistent practising time,i actually need to hit my drums quite gentle, not so hard, not so rock..in order to produce a not-so-loud noise...which often makes me more tense and easily go off beat...due to over-controlling my hand muscles and movement...

haih....so this one...no syiok lo..totally no syiok..... practise drums = no practise drums..

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so after much consideration and budget calculation...already made up my mind.. kumpul money....buy new drums and meanwhile do something with my room...


that is SOUNDPROOF-ing my ROOM...


not a hard..but not easy job also leh..

1stly....must get rid of my old drums...sold it to my fren at a price and condition which both of us quite agree and satisfied...phew...and make my room clean...











Then.......go and get my soundproof materials...and glues,,,watever la...its needed..and MANPOWER...(thanks to my brother and my badi aaron teh...)

ding dong ding dong....WORK IN PROGRESS!!!

NOTE :- looks like so simple.. but it actually took me 2 days to do the whole room...and everytime...we will get a bit high, drunken, drowsy due to inhale too much dunlop glue :S

and.....finally....tada....its done...

sorry no picture... @,@

after all the sound proof thingy, went to look for drums,,,survey for nice cheap drums..and finally...found one.. pay for it..and bring it home... yay!!!!!

ding dong ding dong....assembly process....

and finally....my very very own homemade-DIY-homestudio-cum-bedroom....phew...

nice.....~~~!!!!
<---some close ups,,,

and top view---->

Perspective view...can see the sponge and my new drumset...

phew...

after all these hard work

..now i can play my drums....and hit them as hard as i like jus like i m in those rock band live concert and besides,

can release my stress too...

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and he jam happily ever after~~~~~~~

how fast can you reply a long distance sms or emails?

Ever wonder how fast ur love ones / frens /or who ever reply your sms?
some of my frens reply my sms soo fast...and seems like my phone keep ringing like a big business man's phone..few million dollar business deal....but sometimes....bit sad when u are REALLY waiting their reply, they delayed pulak .. -,-
or answer keluar topic... lagi sien... u need to sms 1 more time to re-arrange your question..
aiya,,,some people really blur... or they hardly get wat you mean...

but i have known a person....whose reply was precise, quick and it is the perfect answer (though some times the answer is not what out hearts want).....

ITS GOD...

yday, dated (23rd november 2008), this happen when my fren inform me she is going to some sort of conference in spore to look see look see....welp she is a buddhist la..

In my heart i jus pray a really short pray...or shud i say...i m not praying...jus 'thinking'...

'hope God opens another door'

tat day itself, i m once again get touched... and my fren just texted me saying she is quite interested in CHristianity and might wana furthur explore more...

well well well....it might seem 'no big deal' just so happen she go there....the worship is nice...sermon is nice...then..no harm to be slightly open to christianity... well well well...some may say its jus coincidence...(usually chinese like to use this as reason)


but to me...this small small little incident or shud i say miracle, really really really reveal HIMSELF to me more...and more real...



He answer my prayer quick and precise once again.....thanks, GOD