lizards....i think i can become cicakman...

i think i have some 'jodoh' with lizards... here are some images..this is where i m having dinner..and here is one of the dishes...fried fish with salt and pepper...quite nice to eat...but looks...slightly like lizards.....gulp~~~take a look....tell me

The shape is quite alike....but actually its fish la....


Can u see the eyes????

yeeeeee....

but in fact....

i DID taste lizards before.....yuck~~~~!!!....

there was once i wana drink honey, to soothe my throat. then normal lo..i took my spoon....open my honey glass bottle (not the supermarket type, plastic squeezable bottle)...then pour out lo...then drink lo...then stil ntg wrong...then till when i close the capping of the bottle.i notice something is inside the bottle......yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

alrite..then i think u all cud guess wat happen next......wash my mouth lo...yuck yuck yuck~~~

and another case was....my mum bring back some egg tart dunno from where...put it on the table and cover with the 'dish fly-preventer cover'. the egg tart comes with a paper box la...so midnight..i felt so so hungry..and i went down to the kitchen to look for some food..then...wow...so happy...(more even hungry, when i know there is egg tart to eat)...then i open the box...as i was trying to take the egg tart from the box...there is a lizard inside...and it CRAWL ON MY HAND....~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuck!!!!!.....then imediately and reflex-action-ly i move back few steps...pushing the box of tart..away from me...then i quickly close the box...quickly throw it to the dustbin...i tot of leaving it..but i m afraid..that next morning..someone might eat it...yuckk...~~~

imediately that moment...ALL hungerness gone...no more apetite...then ma go sleep lo...:) good for my tummy too..hehe

so many case with lizards ald..

must go buy the lizard trap ald...

(not so) safety at work...

Extract this from a forwarded email.....really geng...

range practise with a toy gun or wat!!!???



Air cond repair in some tall buildings..do you trust your collegues??

same with the picture below,,,and the one after below






all the luggage have fragile sticker on it...careful!!! coming thru!!


save cost????


gosh....the art of stability


another cost saving methods


steel pipe....????





this bit fake d


very creative


maybe i can use this method in my working place...good idea











wakkaaka....this is the best,,, very creative way to protect ur head...lol

da win chee kot...??

try solve this code....or try to understand what the writer writes....hiak hiak hiak...




LOL
this is wat my maid write on the ordering-writing-pad on the fridge.
the 1st few items, we still can guess...but then

towards the end... :S really behtahan...my family members have a great laugh at it....though she improve a lot...wakakakakak


ANSWER :

Goreng nasi (quite direct la..the answers)
Kari ayam
Goreng ayam
Mihun goreng (jus some wrong spelling)
saosi...... (geng..., this also she know...means sushi in cantonese)
sayur (mm...normal la)
Jeli (mmm....stil normal....shemeant konyaku jelly)


epi besde ( means happy birthday) here start laughing ald
waniyeh ( means VANIA....my sister name)
Semogah
Bahgiyah (i think u allcan guess...LOL....SEMOGA BAHAGIA).....

LOL......stil got plenty of these funny notes tat she write...jus tat...haih......haih..
laziness stop me from posting it....kakakakakak

when u r bored,,,play this game

During my uni days, when me and my exhousemate are very boring...we do all sorts of 'mouliu' things..but really keeps us laughing and the good thing is...its time wasting...(when you are very bored and have ntg to do, you will tend to do something to waste time)
today, i m gona show you 1 of them....(at least this one can last around 15-30 mins depends on individual, [some people super nerdy one, tickle also wont laugh/ not funny or sporting at all/ sarcastic king/ cannot joke/ serious all the time,..etc..maybe cant even last 5 mins])

Requirements :-
desktop / laptop
Windows XP (VISTA users may now stop wasting their time reading on,thank you once again for reading..enjoy your day)
a built-in microphone or external microphone.

Number of Players :-
2 or More.. the more the better.

Procedure:-
1) turn on your computer la...and make sure ur mic is functioning...

2) click START, then PROGRAMS then ACCESSORIES, then ENTERTAINMENT, then SOUND RECORDER. you will something like this...



3) try to record your voice saying anything you like by clicking the record button.

4) As you are super beginner now and not pro like me, you may start with words or phrases with 2-3 syllabus.. (in any language as you wish) example, I AM FAT, EAT GUITAR, PLAY KFC....

5) then click stop to stop recording when you are done.

6) then at the menu, click EFFECTS, from the list, click REVERSE.

7) CLick play to listen. (you might hear something quite funny,or sound like other countries' language,..but pls hold on, dun laugh 1st.)

8) repeat step 7 many many many times and memorize the sound...

9) once memorized, play it once again for the last time for revision, then click RECORD and all you need to do is recite what you memorized...tats right, you need to learn some GERMAN or LATINS..or some tongue twister language, it might be tough as you are just a amateur..

10) press stop...and if there is other players, everyone must recite the sound one by one by passing on the mic while it is still in record mode. Once everyone is done, press stop.

11) Do step 6

12) now...play back what has just recorded, and see which player sounded the MOST alike to the original phrase and which player sounded the MOST alike like a retarded person.

13) Laugh together pls.

14) to be more challenging and interesting, you may wana try with other language such as Hokkien or hakka or tamil....or with longer phrase or sentence when you are advance...be creative and try with any sort of things.

tats all...i hope this will entertain you at least for a some time....

SEMOGA BERJAYA

PRACTISE MAKES PERFECT!!!!

chinese names....scary..

hi...chinese names.....

tsk tsk tsk tsk....lots of things can write bout chinese names...
like my surname....CHAN
cannot have english name like PAUL...
phew...luckily my parents din named me tat...
paul chan sounds like por chan....bankrupt...



alrite....bout tat, i guess...a lot of us have read before, in emails or other people's blog..

NELSON TAN, MONICA CHENG.....etc......bal bla bla





ok back to my topic....my last chinese name is KIAN....in MANDARIN is ZIAN...or cantonese is KIN..

meanwhile, my younger brother last chinese name is HONG...in MANDARIN is KANG....or cantonese is HONG...

so actually my parents purpose is, when put our names together...

MANDARIN = Zian Kang (good health)
CAntonese = Kin HOng (good health)

tats right....exact same meaning as good health...if u know how to write good health in mandarin..tats my name..

but....theres something mystery keep bugging my mind....

My dad's last chinese name is KENG....

welp tats totally nothing wrong with it or you stil cant see any mystery with it...

(if my dad reads this....jia lat)

nvm nvm....

but hor....it really really really drop my jaw, or put a big big question mark in my mind or

shud i say scare me is when...

i know my grandpa's last chinese name is KONG....

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so coincidence, the character of KING KONG existed since my grandpa's age....